"Bought a houseplant. It died within four days."
"Ate gas station sushi. Felt nothing."
"Tried a 9am yoga class. Left after the first 'breathe into your intention'."
"Watched four episodes of a show I will never finish."
"Went to the farmers market. Critiqued every stall holder's mise en place."
"Ordered delivery. Felt great about it."
"Booked a flight. Canceled the flight. Stayed in bed."
"Spent three hours reorganizing my bookmarks. Did not touch a pan."
"Went to a restaurant, sat at the bar, made friends with the bartender, stayed four hours."
"Cried a bit. Fine now."
"Found a park. Sat in it. Did nothing. This was the best part."